Fall Ballers DVD - Jackrabbit Releasing NEU!

We open on hot lil' twinks Sebastian Woods and Jonathan Joy (both playing straight, 'natch) outdoors on a swingset, bitching about how broke they are. One of them has a gay rag, and tells the other about "a way to make some extra bucks - a hot body contest." Over the opening credits are scenes of go-go boys stripping and writhing - assumedly making that dough. We then quickly cut to a hotel room.

Yup, it's our boyz, on a bed and ready to get shakin'. Both lean and wiry, Sebastian takes on the top role for now, as the Latino-looking Jonathan starts sucking cock. Both boyz are not overly hung, but sport smooth bodies, cute tats, and winning smiles. Some mutual sucking eventually leads to nice close-ups of rimming (and some shots of shaving-burned buttcheeks) before the fucking. It's all pretty rote, but on the plus side there's no distracting music to muck things up (so we get to hear every groan 'n grunt). Decent opening.

Next we see cover model Brad Star tossing a football on a track with slim twink Gilbert Allen. Moving indoors, Brad says "girls are my thing... but get over here and suck my dick." Yeah, the straight trade thing has been done countless times before, but Star is definitely the star of the moment when it comes to this stuff, and he's on his aces here. Gilbert goes down on Brad's thick meat, and Brad's potty mouth is in full force. "If you ever tell anyone about this I'm gonna smack the fuckin' shit outta you!" was my fave line.

Plenty of great sucking here, with good low hotel room lighting and lots of groaning and ordering around from Brad. Gilbert does a really good job with his sucking, though a few more deep-throating angles would have been nice. Eventually Brad really goes to town on Gilbert's tight ass, pounding like a piston that's been overly oiled, before dumping a thick wad smack on Gilbert's face (Gilbert even licks up a bit of Brad's balljuice) before Gilbert pops his load. Very nicely done.

More now-out-of-place go-go boy nightclub footage appears (as it does between every scene) before we cut to beefy Jacob Daniels tossing a pigskin in a small room with slim guy Sean White. Both guys are pretty average looking, and the sex here was only so-so. But there's some good sucking, and Jacob (with his pierced nips) does an admirable if unremarkable topping of Sean (whose facial expressions were a bit overwrought if you ask me). But when Jacob gets Sean on his back things perk up. The slim Sean's legs almost touch his ears as he awaits Jacob to plant his meat inside him, and it certainly redeems the scene. (Skinny guys have all the fucking luck.) We get shots of smooth stroking as well as harder ass plunging angles to view, and the cum shots were an ok capper to the scene.

Ultra-skinny smooth twink Jason Moore and goateed trade-looking Mark Wolf are seen next, kicking a blue soccer ball on an open field. After a bit of banter they head back to a motel room. (What's with all these jocks having room keys at the ready, anyway?) The action here takes place right by the motel room window and on the table. (Hint: The next time you travel make sure you wipe all motel tables down before you eat.) Some nice kissing leads to both doffing their clothes to reveal skinny bods and thick tools. (Again, those skinny guys...) Some suckee suckee leads to rimmy rimmy, before Wolf tops Moore - who I was worried might snap in two - in pretty standard fashion. This scene was definitely the film's weakest, but the interesting camera angles and cumshots (Moore nuts very heavily on himself; Wolf loses a smaller load on Moore's cheek) were good.

The last scene (again preceded by has-nothing-to-do-with-the-plot-at-this-point go-go boy audition footage) was one of my faves. Dude among dudes Brad Star returns, this time with ultra-twink and well-named Dexter Meat, tossing a football on a driveway. Brad tells how he heard that Dexter has problems when it comes to getting pussy. (Poor Dexter throws like one, unfortunately.) So, it's Brad to the rescue: "You take care of me, I'll take care of you. Then you'll get laid as much as you want." We cut indoors to a hotel room jacuzzi, with the boyz soaking in it. Hilarious moment: They're still tossing the football around. Brad lets loose with "I'm tired of playin' with this lil' thing, get over here and suck my dick." Mister Dexter of Meat wastes no time in pouncing on Brad's meat, and the fun begins.

The mirrors in the bathroom give us nice front and back angles of the action, as Dexter quite dexterously tongue-washes Brad's prodigious pole. Lots of splashy splashy goes on as the two go at it. Brad of course takes the top-man position, and the two stars on his pelvic area have never shone brighter. I would've liked the oral action to have gone deeper as well as gone on longer, but the fucking was really great. (Watch for the football floating in and out of camera shot; loved it.) Dexter has a few woody problems at first, but when the two prop themselves on the jacuzzi's side, I was so into the scene I didn't care. Flick ends with Brad dumping a thick load all over Dexter's face, and an insanely powerful arc from Dexter that hits the floating football - and that most definitely took Brad by surprise.

Technical aspects are very good. The image looks clean, camerawork is steady and sometimes even quite inventive. "All-sex" flicks usually don't look this good, and as stated the lack of music and concentration on the "live" sex sounds was a smart move. The DVD menus are very well done, and while the extras consist of merely a photo gallery (nice images) and four trailers (albeit four hot trailers), the package overall is certainly worth picking up.